All Blogs by shrimp

and enters the bingo hall with my pussy out

“what’s everyone’s favorite body wash scent” then remembered where i was 50% of the users on this website haven’t used body wash in 2026

the geriatric bitch is the one who wins bingo robbieriot

considered purchasing $100 of anything on Kovaze dot com I urge you to seek help

brookie is in the top 3 of Race

expeditiously

the car from gaston’s shop just being big and greedy tonight

there was a second bingo session this changes everything for shrimp.

estamos al horno By BigSister, 0 minutes ago soy lesbiana By BigSister, 3 minutes ago

either gift me or point me to the fugliest available item on the site i’ve decided i need my avatar to be a repulsive ogre

worried about hitting 2000 ELO when you weigh 2000 kilo

are y’all so good at challenges is it simply never logging off or is there some sort of gap in my brain

that if i have a woman avatar on this site i have to tell people i’m just a bisexual man much to think about but also wanted to let you all know in case you need to know which slurs to call me over discord

way back in the prehistoric ages when a bunch of of tengaged users had a radio show where they randomly got guests from reality shows i just remembered the other day that prepubescent 13 year old me called into the show to troll mike skupin - shrimpfriedrice is ALWAYS on the right side of history

but i do hate that sometimes these games turn into a who’s the most jobless contest if i spend the day touching grass and not touching my W key playing Holey suddenly im in a Hysteria with 10 people who all owe each other favors from the last game

shrimp fried rice from kovaze

who on here is fat as shit irl

calls you a slur on Discord because you beat their Lucky Drop score you can simply block them

expected to see more Race wins on BRAT’s profile after they tried to mansplain Deal strategy to me that’s all