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i’m a LOCKED VAULT. may of you talk shit about each other in servers i’m in and i will never tell a soul because it’s really not my business* *until one of the involved parties wrongs me and i need to use that information to my benefit

was never: - the ELO system - the multiple lobbies - the consistent premades the issue with Hysteria is that almost no one who uses this site has a single strategic bone in their body. you could tell someone in Hysteria that there's a four person premade at final 7 and they'd turn around and IMMEDIATELY use the veto on the one they're friends with. until people on this site learn to play games in a strategic way and not look at it like they're playing carnival games at their high school reunion we can't have a format that asks anyone to have coherent thoughts

that any time i get into an altercation with someone on this website, i'm swiftly alerted to the fact that they're a genuinely bad person like when i'm fighting with someone in a comments section and i immediately get a mail that's like "that person used to get banned for racism all the time on tengaged" like... it just feels like i've already won

after being offered a $475 Amazon gift card by Gagaluv tell me why the first HOH comp is a flash game called Target Practice and we’re shooting pictures of left-wing politicians? real classy Carolyn

planning to join the next Royale and try REALLY hard, then inevitably fall asleep and get killed by someone who scores 8400 in Flags, and write an overly verbose blog about how i actually didn’t care and that the game is for losers despite causing irreparable damage to my corneas in hopes of succeeding

if someone betrayed you in the ACTUAL hunger games you wouldn’t have time to be mad about it. because you’d be dead so let’s count our blessings shall we

my sister dakotamagic but you could put the bitch in solitary confinement and she’d blog about how the padded wall betrayed him in frenzy

will come on the blogs page/into mails and say the most out of pocket rude shit and then when someone calls you on it it’s “lmfao couldn’t you tell i was trolling? i wasn’t actually mad” me personally i’m never trolling. i mean everything i say when i’m mad. i’ll apologize for it later if im in the wrong but you’ll never catch me backpedaling because people didn’t agree with me

and POV is Airi and one of my opponents has a vagina

i have things to do and i regret joining

“the shrimpfriedrice guide to doing good at games when you’re not good at games” bc i feel like there’s a pretty specific science to succeeding on this site when you’re new, but i also feel like it’s not particularly intuitive but i also don’t think im like. superb at anything on here by any means, so i don’t wanna sound narcissistic. i just really enjoy when i see new faces appearing in Arena/Race and its not just the same people. this site will/should die if it was just the same people forever

is it possible she just hasn’t refreshed the last castings she was in and she’s still waiting for a key

on this site who i feel like can do no wrong in my eyes. and i can’t explain why but its sprite and @suicide like no one’s doing it like them there’s probably others i’m blanking on too but

but jaded crashing out over race on kovaze… it might be time to go get some fresh air dear

i know it sounds like i'm being shady @ people who stay up all night for Royale. and in a sense i am. BUT! i actually kind of admire and respect that level of commitment. nothing is wrong with putting your whole pussy into something you're trying to win, it's just not a level of commitment i personally have, because i am a huge quitter and coward

there was a more speedy version of Royale, like maybe you enroll at a certain time the game ends by the end of that day but idk how you'd put that into effect? i just think if the standard was "be a loser with no life for an entire day" and not "spend every waking moment staring at the screen and by every waking moment we mean 24 hours a day bc if you sleep you get killed" it would be a more level playing field. i can hyperfixate on something for an entire day but ultimately i am not gonna lose sleep to stalk for kunais

to get in The Fam

and i will tell you which user i associate you with and why and to be clear these wont be particularly groundbreaking reasons. they’re just like “oh this person is in a game with me so this person is probably here too” but also could be bffs/enemies/etc - also don’t be mad at me if i don’t say anyone that just means ur one of a kind :) @mezcal - DOOM because you are two of the only people whose blogs/comments genuinely make me laugh out loud sometimes runaways - the fake answer is they’ve all been banned for problematic behavior but the real answer is space and i can’t explain why. like in my head you are two peas in a pod adam - i honestly don’t have one for you? i was gonna say sobriquet because we’ve all been in a mutual discord server forever but in my mind ur just adam and there’s no other lewis - callum because both of your usernames are just british ass names @chibi - like it's realistically bagel because you're both mods and kemi gets removed from that category just bc they are. different lexey - the obvious answer is doom but i already said him for someone else so i'm gonna say pdubs5000 for some reason? i think its bc i associate you with doom, and mezcal with pdubs so i lump you two together in my head