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when Crow and Holly are tryhards at the egg hunt ur all cheering and throwing a parade… when i do it its boo we hate your pussy

maybe i’ve just been less obsessively online lately (ignore the easter egg leaderboard) but some of y’all have really been like. unhinged and desperately need to log off like yesterday when the site was going slow i saw several of you on the verge of touching a glock 9 to your uvula. and if that’s not a sign that you need other hobbies i don’t know what is

“Blogs page toxicity. I've already spoken to the other parties (and have penalised for similar behaviour), and made it very clear that whatever THIS is, is going to be taken off of my website.” is kind of giving the teacher who would yell at kids to stop talking on the field trip bus

was fun and i hope it happens again BUT i do think a Royale Winners at War would eventually be fun. maybe once someone wins they can’t play again until WaW and then it resets and starts a new season? idk maybe i’m just also bored of seeing the same people get single digits every time who could really be sure

yall will see someone who’s like 35 and blog “omg one foot in the grave senile hag how’s are you casket shopping yet” whole time the person blogging it is 29 like. be serious

i know it’s gonna be difficult to stomach but we really have to come together and let sweetheart win a Royale. that blue 1st place bubble on his profile will assuredly make his already massive ego even larger, but i think momentary discomfort is worth not seeing him in a Royale again

i think i hate fast Royale

we need to find Suky and kill them in a gory way

https://kovaze.com/blog/103373

for egg links if you need them @arsonkressley

for 2 months and have not been invited to the Discord. at what point does it become personal.

i dont have any baby eggs rn but if anyone needs any mail me (and also if you're in Royale don't kill me)

who won KoVillainz

i’m not saying you can’t blindly support your friends/hate on your enemies. it’s actually my favorite thing to do. i just think trying to chime in on a situation you weren’t involved in and speak about details as if they’re facts is. really cringe and annoying. either be a baseless hater or mind ur own fucking business omfg

any time there’s a conflict between two users on this site, the same 4 to 6 people RUSH to the blogs page to simultaneously express the worst opinions you’ve ever heard in your life. and if i didn’t view those people as completely untalented i’d almost be impressed but sometimes it’s okay to just not comment

an easter egg when you should be worried about yeast and smeg

4 Royales in a row why was i placed on the Envious list

added to an alliance in this Royale (not playing it btw) faster than any Royale I’ve actually been in

hopefully this means I won’t have to play another one with him again