All Blogs by shrimpfriedrice

for cheating in minigames and your counterpoint is that there’s others who cheat and don’t get caught is really laugh out loud funny like… what if you considered just not cheating. how about we try that one. also if you’re cheating to get further in Race i promise you should spend the time away from the website receiving daily therapy sessions because you have way bigger problems. i’d NEVER cheat in a game that didn’t have a cash prize

after i posted a blog about straight men being creepy towards women on this website i got like 5 different mails/Discord messages asking me if i was referring to like 5 different people (and the blog wasn't about any of them) the women on this website must have a customer service voice for straight men on here

going inactive in every single Arena you join has gotta be a reportable offense i wouldn’t personally report it because i’m not a huge nerd but it becomes unpleasant when the first two rounds of a game take half an hour and to be clear i asked Head_MOD if i could report this and they said “No you cant Head Mod”

the Hysteria format is fun, but it’s not particularly shocking that the second the waiting rooms went away we started to see premades in like more than half of the games and yes i know Hysteria was filling faster for a while but now it isn’t so like. what do we gain from not having a waiting room

to spread hate in an irresponsible way tag a user who will ruin your experience if you see them in a game. this is a safe space for hate so if they reply to your comment i WILL delete it

in the right generation i love to craft really absurd analogies to make gay people LARPing as parvati shallow laugh

ur kind of doing simone biles triple back handsprings on my johnson this past 24 hours and its getting sore thank you all though i’ll continue to protect and serve against men who need a treasure map to locate the clitoris

i love and appreciate all the women on the site and i do not blame you for placating the creepy straight men on this website i just think its shocking the way they choose to behave honestly i feel like even having a girl avatar ive had men be weirdos in PMs during games like brother ur going to be wildly disappointed when i unzip these Levi’s and flop my nuts out

the frightening creepy straight men on this site all have friends lists that are like every woman on the site just something to think about you know

i was against it when i first joined but it's time for ELO ranked Race i think technically even though a lot of the minigames are dumb as hell, they're technically more *skill-based* than Hysteria. also low ELO lobbies would let newer players get practice and the sweats can fill out the high ELO lobbies and not get mad at newbies. i'd say Arena but i feel like with the different formats it kind of just turns into helping ur friends

Guitar is the worst challenge on this website like what do you mean two notes are a centimeter apart but because I didn't press twice I missed one, then the next two notes are the exact same and I pressed twice and lost my streak

put you in tiers based on how much i enjoyed being your partner in Race don't comment if we have never been partners i'll ignore u

Sin's intellectual property so I stole Matt's - https://kovaze.com/designs/8140

freshly washed sheets on the bed, video of a couple of my favorite kinky studs playing in my airpods maybe this life thing isn’t so bad after all.

makes a new post that says 👤Player Mackey 📏 Length Permanent 📝 Reason Child

on the Nena of it all then i’ll shut up i keep seeing the narrative from Nena defenders switch from “it was a mistake he didn’t mean to do it” to “it’s not fair that he’s perm named for one incident” and honestly if Nena had never been banned or warned EVER and was like “hey (insert Kovaze user who is a man irl but has a parody username of a woman from youtube who got cancelled for being inappropriate with minors) kill yourself” and got permed, maybe i’d agree that it was unfair. but there are several steps in the moderation process that come BEFORE a perm ban - which it seems like he used and then some. and even BEYOND THAT it’s pretty explicitly laid out that if you post porn you’re getting permanently banned. it’s truly not rocket science i don’t even give a fuck about Nena honestly and i’m fine with all the people defending him as human beings, but i swear yall wanna cry about how moderation doesn’t do their jobs until they do their jobs against someone you like

just searched the bans channel in the Kovaze server and the bitch had 3 penalties, 2 warnings, and 4 bans - all for things less heinous than posting a link to a bareback orgy between senior citizens. so what now.

accidentally post porn, that means he had one hand on Starfall and the other cranking his hog, which should be a perm ban-worthy offense anyway