All Blogs by shrimpfriedrice

this is a fucking insane blog https://kovaze.com/blog/71428 trying to say “it was a mistake” that Nena went to a porn site, opened a video, copied the link, went back the Race game we were partnered in, pasted the link, and hit send? i promise the bitch isn’t technologically incompetent he’d played 20% of the games on the site, and he certainly wasn’t accidentally messaging in our DMs in the game when he’d compete and not pick a transport i truly have no beef with Nena or anyone but this wasn’t a mistake, just like calling Dakota fat and telling him to kill himself wasn’t a mistake. at a certain point you just gotta take the L and hang out with Nena on Dress to Impress or something

would’ve been more fun for me in a different lobby I fear but tbh if comp beasts had to think more about who they’d be facing in the finale lobby I think the gameplay in Arena would be more legitimate than just “i’m saving the one i know best” either way it’s something different which i enjoyed

making the site 18 when the people who consistently make asses out of themselves are over 18 just kind of doesn’t really change anything like i’ve never seen mackey do anything heinous or offensive and that bitch can’t even drive

this is how I imagine Cherry and RobbieRIOT when they win Bingo for the 4389248932th time https://kovaze.com/designs/8134

for the elderly https://kovaze.com/designs/8131

i have never one single time had fun playing Frenzy not saying it's a bad game it's just not for me.

@Mezcal this week y'all gonna have to start calling me maturo the way i'm about to [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

i didn’t mean to join

and i KNOW i wouldn’t be safe there.

of seeing british people talking about “i can’t see imgur links” stop being british then..?

to see the update… haha :)

i'm a Kovaze.com designer now https://kovaze.com/designs?filter=designer&period=all&designer=shrimpfriedrice&designname= i get tired of seeing every cool fun outfit be for men and every girl avatar outfit be like "RED CARPET PUSSY OUT DRESS" so i'm trying to make shit that i find cool. and honestly making designs is like doing paint by numbers for me. so if there's anything you want to see just lmk and i'll probably make it

like Arena - normal, the changing pairs every round format sprite posted about, and then some sort of Redneck Island type format where the two worst scorers in the bottom 2 pairs are out and the two survivors make a new duo

from Mezcal’s blog to my gf and each reaction was more shocked and disgusted than the last anyone ever think about how much we’ve normalized absolutely insane shit on here

i love this queen cristi but i don’t think dream used an autoclicker i just think he’s online a lot more than most people. but even if he (or anyone) DID use an autoclicker like… can you blame them? this is a website full of competitive dorks who will do anything they can to get a leg up on others. i went into Royale knowing people weren’t exactly Mother Teresa and wouldn’t act in an ethically correct way, and also knowing i fully had the ability to use an autoclicker too. i think there are ways to discourage this but for rn i cant blame anyone using one

but was i being pre-groomed when bengalboy taught me how to delete my internet history at age 13 so my mom wouldn’t know i didn’t quit tengaged

me personally i’m ALWAYS saying this: Thank y’all for watching my lil acting scene. I’m out here in South Carolina. The di- the day before we leave I feel as though I wanted to do a lil acting lil scene just to show you my skills cuz that’s what I like to do. And YES huh I did it by myself. I just had a tripod, had to climb the wall like a thousand times, fall like a thousand times. But hard work pays off and stuff. Like I said I’m out here in South Carolina I wanted to do a lil acting scene and shit BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST. NOBODY NOT FUCKING WITH ME. I do all my own fucking work. Yes you see all my videos is done by me - I have my own fucking camera, my own fucking tripod, my own fucking light. Sike no Im done. Sorry for all the cursing for all the other people that watch I gotta have a lil sense of humor and stuff like that. But like I said I’m out here in South Carolina, I did a lil acting scene just for my followers that wanna see my work. And hopefully I do more, hopefully you see me on the big screen. Yeaaahhh huhuhu

jenzie was a pedophile or at least pedo-adjacent all i remember is that bitch used to chew gum loud as hell

ready to get the fuck out of there it was becoming very jobless in Royale also if your discord pfp isn’t you and you have 5 digit points on Kovaze i promise you’re not even close to skinny. this isn’t at anyone in particular just a general statement

i have so much to do tomorrow/this weekend and i'm feeling charitable i have 10 health in Royale and i'm in D4 if anyone wants to bomb me and get my items. i have an energy drink, 9 arrows, and whatever the fuck a kunai is (thought they were a mod on here?)