I ordered uber eats
The fucking idiot useless piece of shit driver confused it and let me a soggy sorry ass bumfuckecarls jr burger with a fucking disgusting shit for brains fuze tea drink over my glorious beautiful divine perfect 10 piece buffalo/lemon pepper + Diet Coke combo and uber eats not only did not reimburse the fucking expensive ass order they also randomly dropped 2000 pesos (approximately 120 dollars) out of my account do I FUCKING kill myself or not
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ur from mexico?
eat it all and then ask for a refund thats what i usually do aaaaand they always refund it :3
I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY IM GOING TO TWEAK THE FUCK OUT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS AT 3 AM WHOLE DOING ELECTROCARDIOGRAMS ON SICK AND SWEATY FAT OLD MEN
My hex hit this week.
Youre handling it well