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Lunalux outcasted story (so far)
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Lunalux outcasted story (so far)
CYCLE 1: lunalux arrives in Fiji, unaware that she has to collect resources. She thought her role was "resident pretty girl," but that wasn't the case. lunalux would attend the first tribal council, where she receives 2 votes from her tribe mates, but survives in a 6-2 vote.
CYCLE 2: lunalux serves a bit of cunt and wins immunity? Y'all know I ate that. Def got my hands dirty, too! Was in that bitch for real like I served edit and scenepack and my Player intro will come from this challenge as I showed my grit.
CYCLE 3: lunalux flies to LA to appear on Deal or No Deal, where after securing the $200k case, she is rushed off by production, given chloroform in a blacked out van, and is made to believe this never happened. Her score locks in as 0, when she should have walked away with 200k. When arriving home, most of her tribe mates look at her with the stankest stank face, letting her know she ain't shit and will be going home tonight. She begins to cry, and alexmcduck and Luke come over to console her, with Luke pulling an idol out of his underwear, and letting Miss Lux know she won't be going anywhere. lunalux attends tribal, protected by big buff men, and decides to take a shot at the big dog spartagow , as he ignored ALL of her messages, and refused to talk to him. He treated her like she was lifeless so she decided to end his life in this game.
LUNALUX CONFESSIONAL:
2 tribals in and already got 6 votes??? Bitches in my DMs spamming me for voting them when they voted me too AND ignored my messages? Literally never responded nor reached out once? It's gaggy on the island but I am taking after my Grandmother Sue Smey and using the dirt and contour. I'm serving true cunt and pussy popping realness and I know it's all she would have wanted for me, I will make her proud and reclaim the crown that should have been hers.
P.S. Thank you Luke you're so tea


10 votes, 41 points

Comments
wait u kinda served
bim I know sis... I'm like kind of resident hated girl in kovaze but I can handle it
U HAVE THEM MAD WITH THE DOWNVOTES
Luke Mind u he sent me like 7 hate DMs
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You ate him up
Josh AND THEY SAY I’M NOT PRESSURE
This is unhinged behavior
spartagow