As the new Skunks president
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As the new Skunks president
I'd like to make clear to the Kovaze public that if a Skunk does you wrong in a game, insults you, comes for you, lies to you, gets into drama while I'm president... that is a reflection of past presidents. Especially VICTIM, very bad president, a disaster. (Tryphena is excused from this narrative)
If they do any of that after my term, it is because they are so distraught of how great I am as a president and is NOT a reflection of me, they want to return to better times. I received 100% of the 1 vote in our election you know! Very popular.
If a Skunk gifts you, helps you in a game, compliments you, defends you or the like while I'm president... that is a reflection of ME as a tremendous president. Now that I'm president, a lot of people are saying that the Skunks are the kindest and most generous Kovazians!
If they do any of that after my term, it is because since I am the best Skunk president, they are taking after my very excellent leadership. Very influential.
Thanks for your time.


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