One time I texted my best friend

A picture of a random ID and said I hit a woman and put her in my trunk but UNFORTUNATELY it was a generic ass name and some woman in HER TOWN with the same name ended up going missing. Well I forgot all abt my lil jokey and few months later I mentioned hitting a curb and a diff person from our friend group mentioned the lady and I was like huh??? Well apparently my best friend couldn't keep it a secret and for months her and my small group of close friends have thought I was a murderer who did a hit and run and they DIDNT turn me in or ever mention it ? That's real friendship :)