over it or whatever

i literally look at the latest blogs for five seconds and my eyes are burning. melanie out here posting about getting disconnected and underwhelmed like queen… we are all underwhelmed by this front page. can someone explain why brookie is doing straight-up psychological analysis on sports and hunting and calling it gay? like babe, you’re the one thinking about men playing with balls in the woods, let’s look in the mirror. speaking of mirrors, Ethan getting tagged for Ugly Avatar Syndrome is the most accurate thing to happen on this site all week. “Who the fuck dare to call me” nobody is calling you bro, they are trying to avoid looking at your profile. and don't get me started on the bingo blogs. Holly flexing 10k coins from doing absolutely nothing while Minie is on the verge of a rooftop crisis because she missed four games in a row and can't buy BTS tickets. the economy of this site is in absolute shambles. Justini making 1.6k in profit and doing the eureka split move like… okay, congratulations on your digital pocket change, we are truly moved. and then we have Socks out here trying to start a public execution for "biggest gay fatty" only to turn around and post "BEHOLD MY CAT!" two seconds later. like, are you trying to clear your search history or distract us from the fact that your own profile is a ghost town? pick a struggle. don't worry, i see o_o claiming they are "starving themselves" to win a survivor game. honey, the only thing starving here is your attention span. it’s a text-based forum, your pixel avatar isn't dropping weight because you skipped a blog post. honestly, looking at all of this makes me want to log out permanently. though i guess i shouldn't talk too much shit when my own avatar looks like it got randomized by a blind man getting dressed at 3 a.m. this whole place is a glitchy simulation and we're all losing.