Precious Pumpkin Lords
A psychopath walks up to JACK_O_LANTERN holding a knife, saying "since your name is jack-o'-lantern, let me carve your face." JACK_O_LANTERN says "the only thing that will be carved today is you." A cult of spirits with pumpkins for heads appears in the room and protects JACK_O_LANTERN from the wicked psychopath. They are the guardians for protection and no one will hurt JACK_O_LANTERN as long as they are around. They will always be around. They have been here long before human feet walked the Earth and will be here long after they are gone.
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Fun fact, jack_o_lantern’s carved pattern is a bingo board