ASBB3 Episode 5: “Mackey’s Back in Town!”

(if you get the title reference you’re a real ass bitch) Following the eviction of Dailyicon, his former allies spartagow ohemgee and desh lamented that the season was getting boring as FUCK. Piggy expressed disappointment at people’s unwillingness to make any moves, Desh talked about how people were ignoring his messages, and Sparta pointed out that people only wanted to make small talk. Spartagow’s words were misconstrued to mean that he was not looking to get to know anybody in the game, which led to a heated fight between him and both nicorobin/nick. The Nics told sparta that they could not play with a person who didn’t want to get to know anyone. Sparta clarified that he just doesn’t like making small talk, but the damage was done. Spartagow was a dead man walking and could expect certain eviction if he did not win safety for the week. At the KNOCKOUT HOH Competition, MELANIE was the last one standing as she correctly answered the final trivia question about Biancabae. Melanie spoke to the houseguests and announced that her nominations were DESH and SPARTAGOW. Sparta was her target as the two have been feuding for weeks now. Desh was her pawn. The houseguests immediately entered the POINT PREDICTOR POV competition, where they had to predict how many points the EPISODE 4 blog would reach after 6 hours. With Sparta aiming for a lower score and Melanie aiming for a higher score, it was a PHOTO FINISH with the blog landing at 239 points when I declared the competition over. Then, it was revealed that DESH won the Power of Veto by predicting the blog would reach 245 points! Desh used the veto on herself and assigned safety to another houseguest in secret. In response, Melanie named BUBBA the replacement nominee. No one was surprised and Bubba did not really react bc she does not really do much in this house. With the final nominees being Spartagow and Bubba, Sparta went to work on pitching for numbers. Unfortunately, the houseguests were not hearing it. With Nick and NicoRobin looking to evict Sparta after their fight earlier in the week, and with HOH Melanie declaring him as her target, there was no way out. Spartagow put up an impressive fight to stay, despite knowing that the writing was on the wall. He didn’t have the votes to stay, and his allies did not want to be caught red handed in a minority vote. By a vote of 7-1, host Amandasings04 sadly announced the eviction of ASBB Sweetheart Spartagow. Amanda gave a lengthy speech about how she hopes some of the current houseguests can learn a thing or two from him about fighting for your life. Before HOH results were announced, Host Amandasings04 had a special announcement. Any ASBB Superfan knows that the first boots of ASBB1, The TWINS, would have split up to become individual houseguests if they made it to the final 10. This failed, and Mackey became the first ever evicted (Porkchop) houseguest from my series. Now, it was time for my daughter Mackey to rewrite history. With my favorite daughter YERI still in the game at the final 10 of ASBB4, it was time for my other daughter MACKEY to enter the game as a “featured” houseguest. Instead of playing as an individual, the houseguests were shocked to learn that YERI would go from a solo houseguest to part of a DUO. Yeri and Mackey are officially THE DAUGHTERS, playing as one houseguest. Yeri will compete and vote and decide, while her sister Mackey causes trouble and influences the game. With a speed round announced first thing that morning, the houseguests prepared to compete in both the HOH and the POV later in the day. With two-time HOH Ralts023 MIA, Host Amandasings04 and Co-Host Glaceon made the decision to continue with competition results. The hosts cited the expectation that our houseguests will give us a heads up if they’ll be busy for the day. In the official ASBB rules, all houseguests agreed that production will always provide extensions if players can provide us with a warning. In a desperate attempt to get the hosts’ attention, Ralts023 left the ASBB server. Her statement was, “I don’t agree and I leave. I think it’s pretty grown up.” Everybody knows Amanda HATES quitters. Ralts023 was surprised to find out that Amanda didn’t give a fuck about begging her to return, and the game continued. Initially, the houseguests were excited to become the final 9 and make it to the jury phase. But Host Amandasings04 always has a trick up her sleeve……. Of the previously evicted houseguests, only one had not been evicted under a proper HOH reign. Amanda could barely contain her excitement as she announced a very special surprise. The doorbell to the ASBB house rang, and RANDYBANDY RE-ENTERED THE GAME as an official houseguest. With Spartagow’s eviction, Mackey’s arrival, Ralts’ quit, and RandyBandy’s return, the entire house has been flipped upside down. HOH has never been more important. Find out who won HOH and whom they nominated in the viewers lounge! https://discord.gg/fQjPrRVgM NicoRobin RandyBandy Nick Bubba Kallie Melanie Yeri Dino Desh OhEmGee ASBB Casting Update: Applications are closed for ASBB4. ASBB5 is Blood vs Water, so if you’re interested in playing soon, find a close friend to apply with you! We will accept solo applicants but we will need you to find a partner to be seriously considered.