I was forced to leave for 3 days

I am sure everyone was concerned for my wellbeing as I have received over 3 messages asking where I have been but I finally feel safe to say that I was kidnapped by suicide pimp while I was travelling in Indonesia. I just found out that they wanted to take me back to the UK to be their house maid which I feel like I am overqualified for. I am currently at a payphone in Brunei with only 2 minutes left of data and I thought I would update you all first am I didn't want anyone to be worried anymore about me. Can someone please gift lewis and dimitra as they said they would create a joint task force to take down suicide kidnapping regime as this almost happened to puppies when she was travelling through Sri lanka. I don't feel comfortable telling you where she is now as I do fear for her safety as well. As I now only have 1 minute of data left I will leave it here and maybe enrol in an arena. Kind Regards, EDIT: medusaluh said that I can come to Canada as she has helped me get a fake visa to get into the country. A true diva!