What The Actual Fuck Is This

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST. An Iranian Missile was fired onto the train approx 35 seconds ago. The conductor was killed. The remaining fuel has combusted and our Geolocation systems are down. The train has come to a full half in the harsh conditions of the Swiss Alps. Without fuel, you will freeze to death very quickly. Luckily, the human body is a great source of fuel. It's unthinkable yes, but first we survive then we ask for forgiveness. The Kovaze Public will help you decide who to throw I to the furnace. God Speed! By Sin, 32 minutes ago How ignorant do you have to be to think this is okay?