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What a time to be alive
Paramedics called, came in an ambulance, botched the IV, blood everywhere, it's gonna be 85 USD for someone to come clean my couch next monday. For a fucking plasma IV.
Fuck this.
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Glinda dear I'm so sorry that sounds absolutely horrid.
itsamodernlife thank you for the empathetic comment, i needed that. i am pissed af.
Are you okay?
jessiejedi i am not okay, but somehow the fucking blood on the couch is bothering me more. i mean women spend their whole lives learning how to NOT BLEED ON THINGS, you'd expect a professional EMT to advise against doing an IV on a couch if they weren't sure it wasn't gonna explode.