Cherry and I belong on The Amazing Race

And not just the Kovaze edition, the one that airs on CBS (or Paramount Plus) Some teams come into *The Amazing Race* as competitors. We’d come in as a force of nature.. Cherry and I have been together nearly a decade now. We built a life, raised our kids, survived the chaos of real life together — and now that they’re older, we’re finally at a point where we can step back, breathe a little, and ask a simple question: *Why not go see the world together?* And if you’re going to see the world… why not race around it? Cherry is a force of nature. A redheaded celebrity who just won **Celebrities** and took Kovaze by storm. She walks into a room and people light up. Taxi drivers become allies. Strangers become friends. That kind of social spark is something you can’t teach. And then there’s Malarkey. Once upon a time people knew my name too. Now I sometimes feel like a blue barracuda drifting through the currents — still competitive, still sharp, but mostly forgotten while the spotlight follows Cherry. But that’s what makes our team interesting. She’s the star. I’m the strategist (until she overrules me with her better strategy) Cherry connects with the world. Malarkey reads the currents and finds the way forward when the clues turn into a **bunch of malarkey**. We’ve spent ten years learning how each other thinks, reacts, adapts, and pushes forward when things get messy. We don’t panic when plans fall apart — we adjust, laugh, and keep moving. We've conquered [Redacted], Stars, and the blog page paparazzi. We've dealt with much worse than the likes of trolls and have been through the ringer. That’s marriage. And honestly… that’s also The Amazing Race. Put Cherry and Malarkey on that starting line and you won’t just get another team. You’ll get a redheaded celebrity and the slightly chaotic fish who’s been beside her for almost a decade — finally getting the chance to chase one more adventure together. And trust me… I still knows how to swim. 🌍 Cherry and I are a TEAM.