as a certified, purebred, full blood woman

i can honestly say that having a gay man friend is literally so much better and just as fulfilling as having a straight man boyfriend. they are just as obsessed and infatuated with you but are not trying to constantly plant their zucchini in your garden. i could literally shed my skin like a snake once a month & TheWoman would be first in line to wear it like a new winter coat. #MenRTrash #GaysRSmash