Skin the clown alive

Wear the skin of the clown on the runway and watch the cameras flash. Everyone will tell you how beautiful you have always been. It looks so great on you in a way it never did (and never could) on the body of the clown. The photos will be on every fashion account on social media, in the pages of every magazine, and all the celebrities will try to emulate what you have put together for their red carpet looks. While you are praised to the high heavens, the corpse of the clown you stole the skin from will be stomped on and crushed under peoples' feet like an insect.