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I call it Coldoradon't

Why did you make that mistake?

cut off right at the va-miss J Alexander

they'd be Gandhi if they were given power. But they'd actually all be Pol Pot

At Safeway yesterday and I heard a guy having, uh, fun in the stall and talking dirty and I'm like, is this real life right now?

For Frenzy so I'm happy with it, if anyone in that game is reading this

Don’t delete you it!

don't mention where you live because the Midwest is awful and nobody wants to think about it

I won't gift back cuz I'm an unemployed, uneducated leach on society

from the raffle. Bow down to my wealthy ass

I can't be honest with my therapist or he'll title 36 me (involuntary hold for evaluation, probably with an out of network specialist who will charge $600 to ask 5 questions)

Have over 100 games? Like do you even hike or do ANYTHING outside

O'REILLY

That some people have war in their countries.

And I'm extremely hot tempered. (Actually technically I live in Glendale but like a half mile from the border with the city of Phoenix)

it has probably 5x more citric acid than it needs to, I love the idea of a chili lime seasoning but Tajin is wayyyyyyyy too acidic

I said so. This is the art of persuasion