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"I'm sapiosexual". Of course you want to be with a smart guy because your IQ is 10 so you need someone to carry you in life

THAT HALFTIME SHOW WAS OFFENSIVE TO ME AS AN AMERICAN. And it's like bitch, most people don't consider people in the plains states to even be real Americans in the first place

Bitch you never watch the halftime show, nobody does. The halftime show is for pissing and getting snacks

That astrology is the fakest of all fake things and there are 0 real witches, if you cast a spell it will never do anything. Gay adjacent culture is so far gone that this has to be a periodic reminder

If your astrology girl ass is capable of buying Starbucks you can cast some Wiccan Scorpio or whatever spell to summon enough money for a tip can't you?

Tip your barista.

A Toyota 4Runner and lift it as high as possible to own the libs

1 part of a larger point you were making and argue with you on just that 1 thing, not what you were actually saying overall. 1. It's good to feel good about your body, and if you like yours I think you should keep it how it is 2. But if you're not feeling good about it, you have the power to make a change

You're fatphobic because I'm honest that all the weight you have came from somewhere and didn't just appear spontaneously on your body. This isn't about what weight is good or bad. If you like where you're at, you don't need to change anything but if you don't, you can change that.

Due to aging do not make you gain 30 pounds when you're still young. They do lower your daily caloric needs a bit, but it's not so drastic that you would become obese from habits that kept you thin at age 25

You gain weight. It has absolutely zero effect on your weight vs being 18, 20, 25. If your body has some shape to it and you're happy with that, that's great, keep doing what you're doing, but turning 30 did absolutely nothing to make your body look that way.

Some teachers had 9/11 live on the news in classrooms? What kind of idiot thinks it's OK to show children a live terrorist attack? That's outright child abuse

Is religion for gays

Farms are fully developed lots

It's only the bride's (and/or groom's) day if they're actually paying for the wedding. Whoever is actually paying for the wedding should get to make most of the decisions.

Because I grew up and spent around 24 years in that metro area and there are like, 100 cities in the area I'm not even aware of the existence of

Unbuttoned so far down you can see their chest hair, I'm quoting Heidi Klum like "WE HAVE SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR TASTE LEVEL"

I blew out my tire on grand Avenue and 303, and this guy picked me up who was like extremely passionate about tow truck driving and it was actually cool to get to talk to somebody who genuinely likes their job because I hardly ever meet people who like their job

Like, never tasteful? Yeah I want my grandparents and my pastor to see all of my cleavage, that's a great idea!!!!

Invented gay rights. It's literally true