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me personally i’m ALWAYS saying this: Thank y’all for watching my lil acting scene. I’m out here in South Carolina. The di- the day before we leave I feel as though I wanted to do a lil acting lil scene just to show you my skills cuz that’s what I like to do. And YES huh I did it by myself. I just had a tripod, had to climb the wall like a thousand times, fall like a thousand times. But hard work pays off and stuff. Like I said I’m out here in South Carolina I wanted to do a lil acting scene and shit BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST. NOBODY NOT FUCKING WITH ME. I do all my own fucking work. Yes you see all my videos is done by me - I have my own fucking camera, my own fucking tripod, my own fucking light. Sike no Im done. Sorry for all the cursing for all the other people that watch I gotta have a lil sense of humor and stuff like that. But like I said I’m out here in South Carolina, I did a lil acting scene just for my followers that wanna see my work. And hopefully I do more, hopefully you see me on the big screen. Yeaaahhh huhuhu

jenzie was a pedophile or at least pedo-adjacent all i remember is that bitch used to chew gum loud as hell

ready to get the fuck out of there it was becoming very jobless in Royale also if your discord pfp isn’t you and you have 5 digit points on Kovaze i promise you’re not even close to skinny. this isn’t at anyone in particular just a general statement

i have so much to do tomorrow/this weekend and i'm feeling charitable i have 10 health in Royale and i'm in D4 if anyone wants to bomb me and get my items. i have an energy drink, 9 arrows, and whatever the fuck a kunai is (thought they were a mod on here?)

really overshadowed (rightfully so) just how fucking deranged and unhinged he was as a person i’ll never forget when he went on Tinychat and said he was gonna kill himself if he got evicted in Stars, then proceeded to get evicted and eat a bunch of Flinstones gummy vitamins

and the entire cast simultaneously booed me and told me to kill myself

talking about “i’m camped out” we know

since we’re not doing a collage i wanted to share what i look like with you all this vlog IS actually me and i ask that you PLEASE be nice in the comments

to share my Royale feedback with Sin where i tell him we should be able to eat arrows like i see an arrow popup once every half hour but ive seen nary a crumb of food

that if your BMI is too high you’ll have to pay for a second square on the Kovaze collage

discourse about the previous collages, why would anyone be CLAMORING to write “PhaedraParksLover :)” on an unlined notecard and be featured in a jpg with dozens of other wildebeests like i PROMISE there’s not gonna be anyone in that collage that makes you wanna beat your shit

who got food i can have in royale

Dream very fatly attacked me and I got pissed so I attacked him back. then i tried to pretend i was good at Chainpop by publicly posting “fiercely gets the one comp i can beat Dream at” knowing full well i couldn’t beat his big ass

when i lose Royale i’ll simply say it’s rigged

saying a multi eliminated you in Race when the account isn’t question isn’t a multi isn’t a particularly strong basis for the argument that the site is rigged

Royale rules so far all i know is not to tell someone to eat the berries irl but otherwise im lost

i didn't realize Sin added so many interactive features to Royale (PIC INSIDE)

i'm getting so antsy i might give away my spot to Bagel emphasis on might because i'm not actually going to do it

bc i wasn't active on the site when this happened so i don't know if it was just a joke i'm not in on but when MotherFart posted this vlog that is obviously not them (the video is ten years old and doesn't mention Kovaze a single time) were y'all all like giggling bc it's a joke i'm missing? or did y'all really just see a hot man and start foaming at the mouth in the comments https://kovaze.com/blog/9776

carltonrs i lost the DM can you resend me the link to your autoclicker