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that kovaze’s pizzagate was also about pedophilia

is it ok with yall if i say he was kind of weird as fuck? we’d never spoken but he would crash out on me any time i didn’t save him in gold star and also would just kind of say incoherent shit

playing with they worm

for the dog owners on the blogs page: do yall feel an immense amount of guilt any time you leave your dog with someone and go out of town? or do i just have severe attachment issues

does anyone on here live there? i don’t intend to see you but i’d love to half-heartedly attempt to make plans with you only to forget to reply then gift you a hair later to apologize

on.

four new tires today and that was making me sad until i remembered some of you are built like four tires and im not

being on this site pushing 30 when i joined tengaged at age 12 is so fascinating in my tengaged era i was just as mentally unstable and vile as anyone else - if not worse - and i feel like we all kind of hovered in that same age range so we were all kinda just evil disgusting teenagers and no one really cared. and NOW like 10-12 years removed from that, i see a lot of the people who were foul on then are still just as foul and deranged now. and it’s kind of just scary to think… that deranged person who just had a meltdown over Arena could be my mcdonald’s cashier. or the person scanning my ID in the TSA line. you know? like some of yall come on here and act out and then just go exist in society crazy

but Race just doesn’t hit the same for me these days btw fill Arena

on kovaze (by this i mean join arena)

if we are friends and you’re POV in gold star arena, and you have the choice to either save me or someone who will crash out at you and end your friendship over it you can save that person over me every time. i’ll be annoyed for five seconds and then get over it

i'm shrimp again.

and i’m sitting alone in Arena with Runaways… oh sure.

i’ve had the same blog idea weekly and i never post it bc i can never get wording right. but it’s always like “the way some of you stay throating cock they should call YOU the head mod” but i just kind of. can’t do it is this ok with everyone?

400 points away from the HOF... oh thats not good.

we need to revive hit Kovaze game format “Race” i’ve enjoyed my Arena era and it may continue. but there’s something about racing around the world with 17 of your best friends and like 2 people you find really annoying that just hits different

if you were legitimately real life mad i didn’t put you on the list of people i thought would be good kovaze ambassadors, i have zero authority on this website and never will so you can all sleep peacefully knowing that

idgaf let’s have a 900 person kovaze ambassador team yall are annoying

about who i did/didn’t put on my Kovaze ambassador list please consider the fact that if i had to exclude anyone who has been in drama or said something mean, there wouldn’t be enough users to form a legitimate team. the entire purpose of this website is to play games based on shows where you backstab people - everyone here is kinda morally evil also i think different people can specialize in different things as part of a committee. just because Kemi called seven new users slurs for being bad in Race doesn’t mean they can’t help new users with design stuff. ya know?

u can all be on the kovaze welcome committee see if i give a fuck