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i am asking that you add me to every single alliance in the game please. i am not a threat to your game as i will undoubtedly get killed when i go to sleep tomorrow night, if not sooner. thank you in advance for your consideration

136 person Royale is sooooo fucking funny to me like just seeing like. 15 people in a square. and half the people in the square are permanent residents of the khia asylum. and they’re all just going to become rapidly emaciated while four men with neckbeards get all the popups the only thing funnier would’ve been Envious still somehow not getting in

we're doing barn animal roleplay https://kovaze.com/group/22

for one of my designs i’ll set the perms to like 30 coins i just need enough to buy a group https://www.kovaze.com/designs?tab=hot&search_by=designer&q=shrimp mail me if you want any and ill set the price

some of us would like the opportunity to play. not me but some of us.

how to design please. i sometimes can successfully manipulate AI for it but for the most part AI is so fucking stupid and always gets it wrong PLEASE

what it takes to be a good blogger but the reality is half of being a good blogger is not caring at all and posting your thoughts. the other half is being funny and clever which many of you don’t have - but my worst blogs are blogs where i try to sit and wax poetic about the least interesting topic on earth. just say shit! who cares!

bigdizzleyomama jaded @frostbite sprite poppy basil povaze whoever kills the other freak bitch that i won’t even bless with a tag in this blog will receive a gift of their choosing please kindly note that i did die with 9 health packs 15 kunais and 7 bombs so you should probably plan something to kill him asap or else you will all probably lose

i used all my items to kill the remaining khias in the cast and now i'm kind of just stuck with 4 stamina and a thumb in my ass

and two other bitches start arguing in the comments about something else like… it isn’t about you it’s about ME right now

because it's apparently a controversial and brave opinion i think if you get permanently banned you shouldn't be allowed to return and i don't know why that's not clicking just as a community. i don't know if the Flags gif cheaters were permanently banned when that all happened bc i wasn't here, but i think a permanent ban is a lil steep for that. but in terms of like being a deranged elderly pedophile hoarder, or being a pedophile with a decade of tenure who has been repeatedly whacked and told not to return time and time again? i don't think those people should ever return and that really should not be hard to grasp also Nenalala shouldn't return but that's just bc i dont like the bitch

sucking 😂

so embarrassing about someone BEGGING for gifts on the blogs page and already having over 100. like you really can’t wear that many pixels at once im afraid

fuck it gay fatty necklace https://kovaze.com/designs/11438

between the “everyone shut the fuck up and stop complaining” crowd and the “everything on the site sucks and needs to be better” crowd is really truly soooooo fucking tired at this point there are coherent, productive blogs and opinions being shared on both side of the argument, but the loud obnoxious mouthbreathers who don’t know how to communicate without speaking in extremes are ruining it for everyone i think the ecosystem of this site between Sin and the users can be mutually beneficial - we buy Koinz/diamonds/try to grow the community, and Sin continues developing things and making new updates. but a lot of you tap tap tap away on the blogs page demanding 600 hundred updates as if it’s that easy. a vast majority of you who think Sin should be able to code complex ass updates on a constantly active website probably couldn’t make a Powerpoint without asking ChatGPT. it’s rly not about *asking* for updates it’s about how you ask for them, and many of you are insufferable about it i think the sooner we collectively stop acting like we *deserve* this website and start enjoying it for what it is, the sooner Sin can actually focus on implementing new features and not extinguishing the fires created by adult babies every day. if you truly hate the site that much, don’t buy Koinz or don’t log in. no one is holding a gun to your head and telling you to enroll in 15 Arenas a day

i’m feeling incredibly evil.

a complete rando with a -80 blog i am gonna neg. like i can’t explain it. i’ll have no opinion of the blog itself nor the human who composed it but i just want to contribute to the mass negging

got 9th in Royale then said in a blog “im probably not playing anything for a few days” and has been in every Royale since (including one they won)

the purge is about to begin everyone protect your tight shaved boy pussies because it’s time to start killing