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better designs for men on this website i wouldn’t have to cosplay as an incredibly puss woman the best male designer is DOOM and there’s a few other good ones but for the most part y’all don’t dress well irl and it shows

put thought into this idea so i'm just going to say it don't yell at me i kind of wish the strategic Arena formats were a longterm game - 12 hour rounds like Outcasted, but also mix in a few more MTV Challenge-ish formats like teams/pairs. the strategic formats are kind of fun, they just feel LESS fun when you join expecting to play a quick 30 minute game and then you're having to do mental gymnastics about who to save in safety chain arena this is also probably bc i'm a big MTV Challenge fan and would love a longform version to keep Arena to be little quick hits where you can just play the challenges and not really think

from snels with two sixes :)

to hate on the blogs page anymore? oh this is truly north kovazia

never sat right with me is the way robbieriot was abusing his mod powers. are we not gonna talk about that

sometimes when im having a rough time and need to laugh i think about krisstory’s profile like just the fairly wholesome comment followed by nothing but

i forget how truly unique (derogatory) this community is, even when compared to other online reality game communities. like i met my gf of 5 years through orgs and there is NO way for me to explain that a messy man pretending to be named Amanda sings was doing Nancy Drew detective work to find breadcrumbs that led to the Kovaze mods. and i ESPECIALLY can’t say that one of the breadcrumbs was Lemjam6 doing cybersex blogs and alternating between tagging a mod account and that mod’s real account like even typing THAT was tedious

the most lively this site has been in weeks. lately every blog is either flopcity saying “16 more for arena” or like “@pinglebingus just killed me in royale and so i’ll be killing his third grade teacher mrs. wheaton” let’s keep it going! sin drop the leaderboard of who reported the most users let’s all rally as a community

the Moderation account top blog and have absolutely zero intention to so forgive me if this isn’t the plan but there is no world where any sane, rational outsider would ever be a moderator on this site. there are users on this site with more mental health diagnoses than dollars in their bank account - so they’re making the vibe immensely worse *and* not buying koinz to pay the salary someone would need to step into this world. i think probably if we go search “bipolar grwm” on tik tok we can find some suitable candidates but otherwise its not happening

finding out the full list of mods and it being all recognizable names and one khia on furlough from the asylum

how some of yall were beefing with the mods 24/7 bc none of them ever really seemed like they even believed their own warnings like maybe 20 minutes into being an active user on the site i threatened to swat cheesecake’s house and one of the mods was like “hey could you maybe not do that” and that’s when i knew

and you can immediately predict like 75% of the top 20

something hateful to say

i have motivation to do them for about 5 minutes and then will not continue

and i’ll tell you if i’d meet up with you if you happened to be in my area / if i was in your area i’m not giving explanation i’m just giving the answer. for context i think ive probably met like 100 org people irl at this point because i’m fat and bored naughtynacho - if it was part of a group yeah justini - i think give it like 2 more months of us being friends and yes @smores_poptart - no but not because i think you’d be weird we just don’t know each other well and im antisocial sometimes ethan - what the hell sure @frostbite - yeah bc i think it would be kinda funny chase - we don’t know each other well but if we did i’d prob say yes nick - same as Chase but you seem normal enough

congratulated me on making the HOF and i won’t forget that

when there’s a controversy/topic of discussion on this site and i just do not have an opinion at all. like i really couldn’t give less of a shit about any shops discourse. it just feels refreshing to not have to carry this website in terms of correct, well-constructed takes

if the stamina wasn’t dogshit we would’ve probably finished royale by now

but at a certain point, if you’re unwilling to condemn the behavior of people who preyed on minors, you’re part of the problem. have your moment of shock and grief for a friendship, but these people keep coming back to this site because they know they have people in their corner. i genuinely don’t know if this will ever happen, but i think pedophiles in this community should feel so terrified of being clocked that they simply never return. and preferably spend time in jail but that’s beyond me this isn’t shade at any one person. if you take offense or feel it applies to you i urge you to do immediate self-reflection bc it probably does

is insane and inexcusable as a whole, but there’s something being lost in the psychopathy of it all she was in her MID SIXTIES?? we need to investigate any time she won bingo i didn’t know we were playing with professionals