My KovGala Experience

So With KovGala coming to an end, I wanted to take y'all on Mochalatte's journey through this event. You can't make this shit up. - Did not get a custom gown made - Did not make it into Celebrities 8 enrollment despite this being the one I wanted to play so bad - Got owned by Brazilians in Frenzy for 6th place - lost in jury to cherry in hysteria by 1 vote - got owned by challenge beasts in another hysteria and was evicted by a vote of 8-0 (this made me want to jump off a bridge) - lost morning bingo with 1 tile left to fill - got blindsided by the alliance I created in speedy outcasted before merge even hit - lost afternoon bingo by a landslide - got betrayed again by my alliance in chaos survivor and was especially the victim of a duos twist with brookie - lost evening bingo of course what did you expect - did not even come close to guessing the marbles in the jar - got blindsided AGAIN by my alliance in outcasted two rounds after the chat was created. Received nasty pms from lunalux too, but we're friends now <3 - got partner swap screwed at final 3 of Morgana race - had to spend all my money in Morgana race 2 and then got codebreaker the very next round - got thrown away like trash in ride or dies because the entire final 7 was just the fam and me and nicorobin - brookie and I were partners for the Ticket Esperanza race and got eliminated bc the 3 bottom teams used their tickets and we were 4th from the bottom :) - 7000 coins pot bingo and I lost the blackout by 1 tile AGAIN - Ran out of food in Royale rumble at final 50 and instead of helping me, bitches knew my health was depleting and shot me - Lost round 1 of weakest link because I thought the heart was a bone - Lost round 2 of weakest link at final 3 because kallie and ralts023 outsmarted me - got 2 luck comps in a row in weakest link arena and was eliminated for 38th with $1 in deal or no deal - missed fast celebs arena sign ups by 10 minutes - did not place for best outfit at the KovGala, not that I really expected to anyways?? It just was everything that could go wrong went wrong here in true Murphy's Law fashion..... I managed to only have 1 full blown emotional breakdown through these debilitating times which is honestly impressive. I will take take take take take take take but eventually it does get to a point where I'mma explode. Sorry to the Kovaze sheep for that. BAAAAAAAAAH. REGARDLESS this was such a blast and I enjoyed every minute of it, even if I'm known as the KovGala laughing stock. Tysm hwest14 Melanie for hosting these events and sin for organizing the whole shindig. And thanks to all the people who made this special for me, it's literally too many to name but you know exactly who you are. Next event will be REDEMPTION, y'all better watch out!!