AMAZON DO NOT PMO!!!!!!

Tell me why I ordered a book on MAY 16TH of the year of our lord 2026 and it tells me it will take four weeks to arrive… okay whatever!! I’m reading the stand by Stephen King which is like 1100 pages so I can occupy myself until then fine fine FINE. anyway today was supposed to be the big day and I was excited because getting a book in the mail is one of life’s simplest pleasures and I was all giddy and everything!!! WELL NO. I check my Amazon app and it now says JULY 8 - JULY 14?!?!? 60 DAYS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE PRACTICALLY????! Johannes gutenberg did NOT invent the printing press for it to take TWO MONTHS to receive a book from Amazon which BEGAN AS A BOOK STORE MIND YOU!!!!!!!! like good god above are they writing my copy by hand over there!!! What is going on!!!!!