I’m thankful for brenda’s big booty

been to a gay bar but i dont want to go by myself… i fear ima get molested

For Christmas??

🌴 STONEYVIVOR 2 — EPISODE 2 “The Vets Crack — Part 1” (Vara attends tribal; Camell22 blindsided 4–3–3) ⸻ 🎥 OPENING — VARA CAMP (VETS) Morning is tense. Honey tries to start fire. Camell22 watches suspiciously. Camell22 (confessional): “I don’t know who’s lying, but something is off. People disappear in pairs… people whisper… it’s too early for this.” Honey: “Cam, you okay?” Camell22: “I’m watching.” Honey: “Watching what?” Camell22: “Everything.” Bagel (confessional): “Cam is spiraling. Honey is defensive. And I’m stuck in the middle trying not to get shanked.” ⸻ 🌊 NALU CAMP — NEWBIES HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES The contrast is wild. They’re building shelter, cooking rice, laughing. Rainolds: “Okay, so the trick is to let the rice steam—” Gabs: “You read one cooking blog and now you’re Gordon Ramsey.” Yoon: “He didn’t even read the article, he skimmed it.” Everyone laughs. AngieKStan (confessional): “The vets are crumbling and we’re out here vibing. This? This is fun.” Gabbes (confessional): “Look, last episode I was on the chopping block in my own head. This tribe saved my mental. I’m good now.” ⸻ 🪓 IMMUNITY CHALLENGE — “BARRICADE BREAKERS” Physical → puzzle. The Vets stumble out looking like they slept in separate universes. The Newbies look like a sing-along choir. Challenge begins. Rainolds smashes obstacles like a tank. AngieKStan & Chloe crush the puzzle. On the Vets side, Tokio & Spooky struggle to align their pieces. KnowUh is trying to direct but everyone is frazzled. Jeff: “NALU WINS IMMUNITY !” Newbies hug, scream, celebrate. Vets look defeated. ⸻ 🪵 VARA SCRAMBLE — BUT THIS TIME IT MAKES SENSE Immediately when they return: Silence. Then chaos. ⸻ ⭐ FACTION 1: “Keep the Tribe Strong” KnowUh Justini Tokio Spooky33 Their target: Honey OR Camell22 — undecided Justini (confessional): “We need unity. But right now? We don’t even have eye contact.” They weigh strengths. Cam’s paranoia has become a problem. Honey’s social game is a threat. Split opinions emerge. ⸻ ⭐ FACTION 2: “Honey Is a Threat” Bagel TrueBlood Kemi Target: Honey Bagel: “She’s too connected.” TrueBlood: “Too charming.” Kemi: “Too dangerous.” ⸻ ⭐ FACTION 3: “Down With KnowUh” Camell22 Honey Sobriquet Target: KnowUh Camell22: “He’s running the tribe.” Honey: “Let’s cut the head of the snake.” Sobriquet (confessional): “I love Honey. I trust her. But Cam… Cam is radiating chaos energy. That scares me.” This is important: Sobriquet begins to reconsider. ⸻ 🔥 DRAMA BUT ALL GAME-RELATED Honey finds out her name might be up. She confronts Kemi calmly (but frustrated). Honey: “Am I being targeted?” Kemi: “Some people think you’re too socially strong.” Honey: “Tell them I said hi.” Honey (confessional): “I’m not blowing up. I’m not fighting. But if you target me? I’ll target you harder.” Meanwhile… Cam is spiraling worse. Camell22: “Why is nobody telling me what’s happening? Why am I the last to know?” Tokio: “You’re not the last—” Camell22: “THEN WHO IS?!” Tokio (confessional): “…bro I was just trying to be nice.” This paranoia is the KEY reason people start flipping to Honey instead. ⸻ 🧭 IDOL FOUND While the tribe implodes, Spooky33 wanders off and finds the Vara Idol. Spooky33 (confessional): “The tribe is falling apart. I’m collecting insurance policies.” He hides it very well. ⸻ 🌅 TRIBAL COUNCIL — VARA TRIBE Tension. Fear. Whispering before they sit. Jeff: “Vara… what happened?” KnowUh: “We don’t trust each other.” Camell22: “Some people think too highly of themselves.” Honey: “Some people think I’m a threat. They’re right.” Sobriquet (confessional): “I’m voting with the side that keeps my game alive. Sorry Cam.” Kemi: “Tonight is about stability.” Bagel: “Tonight breaks the tribe open.” Tokio: “Tonight changes everything.” Votes are cast. ⸻ 🗳️ THE VOTE Honey KnowUh Camell22 Honey Camell22 Camell22 KnowUh Honey KnowUh Jeff pauses. Jeff: “That’s 3 votes Honey, 3 votes KnowUh, 3 votes Camell22… the 10th and final vote…” … ⭐ CAMELL22 — the second person voted out of StoneyVivor 2 4–3–3 Cam freezes. Honey looks stunned. Bagel looks sick. Sobriquet looks guilty. KnowUh looks relieved. Camell22: “…wow. All of you are snakes.” She grabs her torch. Jeff: “Camell22, Redemption Island awaits you.” Torch snuffed. Honey watches her go, conflicted. ⸻ 🔥 ENDING CONFESSIONALS Honey: “I survived by ONE vote. One. I owe someone my life— but I don’t know who.” Sobriquet: “I blindsided Cam. She’ll hate me on Redemption. I accept that.” Kemi: “This tribe is fractured. I don’t think we recover from this.” KnowUh: “I survived the split vote… but that was too close.” Spooky33: “Let them fight. I have the idol.” ⸻ 🌩️ NEXT TIME ON STONEYVIVOR 2… • Camell22 arrives at Redemption and immediately calls Honey out. • The Vets aren’t just cracked — they’re shattered. • A NEWBIE becomes the mastermind of their tribe. • A storm hits camp, and so does betrayal. • Someone on Vara threatens to quit— but someone else has an even darker plan. 🏁 END OF EPISODE 2 VARA (Vets) Idol: Found by TrueBlood NALU (Newbies) Advantage: Held by MissChloeKay Idol: Found by Spooky33 Redemption Island: Maisel & Camell22 Vara (Vets) Justini KnowUh Bagel tokio Spooky33 Kemi Sobriquet TrueBlood Honey Nalu (Newbies) keithnewbern Rainolds AngieKStan Gabs BabyDisus leehoyminoy Gabbes Yoon MissChloeKay Eliminated 20th- maisel - 9-1 19th- Camell22 - 4-3-3 #StoneyTV

And fill the damn games

Frenzy needs a HOH/POV comp and random twists, like double evictions (with 3 noms), random number of players ( 11-16), battle back, duos, etc. Playing the same thing over and over gets boring with time :(

I'll send how 75 gifts

As a professor, I give students 3 days after grades are posted to let me know a grading issue. Student expressed disappointment because their peers graded unfairly after the 3 day period. I told them that grades are final and they are responsible for checking announcements on a daily basis. I feel bad but 80% of student don’t check the fucking announcements and complain they don’t follow my recommendations and policies. I might quit online teaching soon.

and doing random distribution on grabber, and Ive always won more than 50 coins. Sometimes the system is good.

I kinda love it all my games have the most random drama ever

On Kovaze and on Thanksgiving ☝️

Without my Mom. She suddenly died in March after being diagnosed with Uterine Cancer. She was diagnosed and passed 12 days later. She embodied the holidays and it’s a bittersweet, heavy day. This little website has provided me something to take my mind off of this the nights I get back from work. Instead of being lost in my thoughts I can reconnect with people from my internet life and not feel as alone. Grief is weird and grief is hard. I hope you all have wonderful days with your families (those who are celebrating), make those memories, the good and bad because you’ll back one day and wish you could make more. Happy Thanksgiving Americans!

and all the new and old friends I have gotten to know and meet through this. Justini Chase NaughtyNacho Coke JessieKowalski Buffy RavRavRav Nikky Chibi Sin xcharliex Connor Bagel SurferSorbet Minie Britt Evan Luxray Honey Joshua Sobriquet Harajuku Sankey 666 DOOM PosterBoy

but I do talk to Sin quite often about changes and stuff that people have given me to the site and have seen some implemented (one being the payouts update) So I would like to ask you all, what do you wanna see on Kovaze? Do you think that premades in games are a problem for the current payouts? What updates do you think would help the site? Would you rather more games & comps to other updates like Grabber etc?

on kovaze be the circle??? you can join and identify yourself as yourself or have fake persona and its all about having a good social game????? omfg

I am thankful the vibrant, competitive and fun community we all have built. I am thankful for the moderation effort to keep us safe, the efforts of the events team to fill our weeks with joy, and everybody who is a part of our magical world. I am Kovaze. You are Kovaze. We are all Kovaze!

For all the old friends I’ve reconnected with and new ones I’ve made! It’s been so nice to feel nostalgic and help uplift a community that has so much potential. Tagging a few off the top of my head but if I don’t tag you, it’s not on purpose: jessiekowalski harajuku brxan bagel kemi nikky surfersorbet connor naughtynacho justini sin xcharliex lilgingy sirvivor frostbite hwest14 sobriquet schmooboy @leehoymihoy and SO many more. Love yall and love this site. ❤️

Kemi Vanish AngieKStan Drewski Morgan ItsHGC NaughtyNacho Nikky Coke JessieKowalski PosterBoy Jaxx Sobriquet Charles_LeClerc Saint_Sally Aligxo TheKendylDiaries xCharliex Even Luxray … Just to name a few, if I didn’t @ you, I apologize, and it’s not personal teehee

I dislike this holiday for what it stands for but regardless still is a thing I wish all people who've I've had the pleasure of having in my life for years, the ones I reconnected with, and all my new people yall have the best Holiday ever whether you celebrate it or not with your friends and family you're all truly amazing ❤️ Tagging some of you if I forgot you Im truly sorry! Nick33 Wyatt (Get Well Soon king) TrueBlood GeminiFoxx Cinnamon Stolenseason Hauntedwaves M2thamax BigJon21 BoysofSummer Smurf Rob297 Camell22 Tryphena stanleyseven Jaxx Ethan NotNicky333 Joe95321 Leonardo Slay_Diva HarryP Goomybear Icebeast Space And so Many more that I haven't tagged! ❤️

Much like the bottom below me (at the time it was CharlotteFlair), I am spending the holiday alone because my family is mad weird. I'm at peace with it, but if you're in a similar position and are not in a good place, hit me up. I'll be grinding on Kovaze and Grindr, ordering bad take out, gifting friends, and happy to talk/play with you all day. Happy Thanksgiving!

Can I get like 14 people who want to play Frenzy? Same as before, I'd like to test a tool to see how it works and everything. No different payouts, just a casual game and maybe some influences to try stuff out. Not an event. Will probably bug out but we shall see :) muribolt Harajuku Ravenheart Mezcal KnowUh TullaLuana RandyBandy Lunk Kara Jellybellybean TrueBlood MessyJ Timmyxo CharlotteFlair High RobbieRIOT starting soon !

By a vote of 5-4, Candace Owens, you are the winner of Sobriquet's Celebrity Big Brother 2! 1st: Candace Owens - 2 HOH 4 POV 2 NOM (5 votes to win) 2nd: Ariana Grande - 1 HOH 2 POV 5 NOM (4 votes to win) 3rd: Joe Exotic - 1 HOH 3 NOM (1-0) 4th: Rosa Parks - 4 HOH 1 POV 5 NOM (1-0) 5th: Izzy Gleicher - 2 HOH 2 NOM 6th: Dylan Loayl - 1 POV 3 NOM (3-0) 7th: The Ferocious Beast from Maggie & The Ferocious Beast - 2 HOH 3 POV 4 NOM (2*-2) 8th: Diamond The Body - 1 HOH 3 NOM (5-0) 9th: Peppa Pig - 1 HOH 1 POV 1 NOM (4-2) 10th: Taylor Swift - 1 NOM (7-0) 11th: Cynthia Erivo - 1 NOM (7-1) 12th: Cherry - 2 NOM (5-4) 13th: Morgan Pope - 2 NOM (10-0) 14th: Kate Chastain - 1 NOM (7-4) 15th: George Santos - 1 NOM (7-5) 16th: Harriet Tubman - 1 NOM (10-3) Thank you everyone for playing along in this chaotic, contentious, and hilarious second season! I'll probably do another one tonight. ***AWARDS*** Hero of the Season: Rosa Parks Villain of the Season: Dylan Loayl Player of the Season: The Ferocious Beast from Maggie & The Ferocious Beast Fan Favorite: Rosa Parks Most Robbed: Peppa Pig

i fell into a food coma and never made a blog i wanted to make but i wanna just show appreciation to these people who i have gotten to reconnect with or meet and talk while being on this site i rly have had so much fun getting to be around u guys in one way or another:3 Kemi DOOM Lexey Bagel LeeCrimson Jaxx Harajuku Cherry Honey Maxora Timmyxo Hater Huda Mezcal 666 teafiercelyboots Nikky Coke britt evan Godzillafan29 naughtynacho poof cheesecake and some more im lazy to tag or forgot u can scream at me on discord or smth.

I know I’m late but here what’s I’m thankful for: -being one step closer to two college degrees at once!!! -sleeping -having a solid irl job -great friends I’ve met some of the best people on here. From my very best friend Ethan, to the OC (Mezcal, Doom, and countless others (I’ll tag on request!)), to Cherry and Brat, to Lunk and Champ as the dynamic duo, to Bagel and Connor_ and Sobriquet, to Honey and Britt, to my arena guy cheesecake, to my Kovaze discord friend TheRiddler, to Squeej and leehoyminoy for our failed last minute comeback in Celebrities, to Frostbite for two Race games where I laughed my ass off, to making amends with CharlotteFlair, SummerMariah, KittyCupcake123, Amandasings04 and Benopolis, I’m thankful for all of you for letting me enjoy Kovaze. Be thankful for what life has given you. Take it easy- at the end of the day it’s never that serious. Step outside your comfort zone. Wish you all the best. ❤️

By a vote of 6-3, Anne Frank, you are the winner of Sobriquet's Celebrity Big Brother 3! 1st: Anne Frank - 1 HOH 6 POV 6 NOM (6 votes to win) 2nd: AngieKStan - 3 HOH 2 POV 3 NOM (3 votes to win) 3rd: Sabrina Brier - 1 HOH 3 NOM (1-0) 4th: Jessica Lange - 3 HOH 2 POV 6 NOM (1-0) 5th: Sofia Vergara - 2 HOH 1 POV 3 NOM (1*-1) 6th: Keke Palmer - 2 NOM (2-1) 7th: Casey Anthony - 1 POV 1 NOM (3-1) 8th: iJustine - 1 HOH 1 NOM (3-2) 9th: Kelly Dodd - 1 HOH 1 NOM (3*-3) 10th: Big Gretch - 1 NOM (5-2) 11th: Toto the Dog - 2 POV 2 NOM (5-3) 12th: Harambe - 1 HOH 1 NOM (8-1) 13th: Steve Harvey - 1 NOM (10-0) 14th: Chase Icon - 1 HOH 1 NOM (8-3) 15th: Bagel - 2 NOM (8-4) 16th: BokHee - 1 NOM (10-3) What an absolutely insane season lol. This is so fun for me to do so thank you all for humoring me! I hope you had a great time. ***AWARDS*** Hero of the Season: Anne Frank Villain of the Season: AngieKStan Player of the Season: Sabrina Brier Fan Favorite: Jessica Lange Most Robbed: Toto the Dog

With the sole vote to evict from Candace Owens, Joe Exotic, you have been evicted from the SCBB2 house. 6. Ariana Grande - 1 HOH 2 POV 5 NOM 11. Candace Owens - 2 HOH 4 POV 2 NOM 3rd: Joe Exotic - 1 HOH 3 NOM (1-0) 4th: Rosa Parks - 4 HOH 1 POV 5 NOM (1-0) 5th: Izzy Gleicher - 2 HOH 2 NOM 6th: Dylan Loayl - 1 POV 3 NOM (3-0) 7th: The Ferocious Beast from Maggie & The Ferocious Beast - 2 HOH 3 POV 4 NOM (2*-2) 8th: Diamond The Body - 1 HOH 3 NOM (5-0) 9th: Peppa Pig - 1 HOH 1 POV 1 NOM (4-2) 10th: Taylor Swift - 1 NOM (7-0) 11th: Cynthia Erivo - 1 NOM (7-1) 12th: Cherry - 2 NOM (5-4) 13th: Morgan Pope - 2 NOM (10-0) 14th: Kate Chastain - 1 NOM (7-4) 15th: George Santos - 1 NOM (7-5) 16th: Harriet Tubman - 1 NOM (10-3) Finalists: Ariana Grande & Candace Owens Cast your vote to win! Only the first 9 votes will count.

Hello! Please comment 1 or 2 celebrities to participate in the fourth season of Sobriquet's Celebrity Big Brother! 1. PinkPantheress 2. Shaiie Foeva 3. kpelletier01 4. Channing Tatum 5. Timothee Chalamet 6. Bill Nye 7. Addison Rae 8. Katie Ginella 9. Nikki Bella 10. Brie Bella 11. Lana Del Rey 12. George Washington 13. Michael Scott 14. Boq 15. Victoria Justice 16. Beyoncé if we manage to get enough signed up before i go to bed, i'll prob start but no promises