when I become president

Anyone who chooses to enter a crammed apartment gym that’s overcrowded with people just trying to get their workout in and use THREE MACHINES AT ONCE and set up a fucking tripod to record themselves on their phone doing squats or lunges or sits on the leg press for 45 mins on their phone while their boyfriend actually works out beside them will get IMMEDIATELY sent to the gulag AND three generations of your family………………no because genuinely what on god’s green earth would possesses you to say “you know what babe… let’s enter the crammed apartment gym at peak hours to rub up on each other next to the squat rack but not use it!” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO ure done. Apartments gyms should have etiquette classes you need to pass to be able to enter LMAOOOOOOO i can’t i can’t i CANNOT