I just know when girls
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I met Tucker Carlson
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I just know when girls
get the “outfit schedule” for these week long bachelorette parties they’re fucking pissed LMAOOOOOOOOOOO i swear if someone texted me that I need to buy a bright blue workout fit so we can all look like fourth graders on a field trip while hiking to the Hollywood sign or that i need to dress like a granny or someone’s future husband or the colors of the rainbow or wear all shades of bright orange for two days straight id be OVER IT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. Like every time i see one of these coordinated tiktoks where they show off these ridiculously coordinated outfits I want to send a search and rescue team to these girls bc I know they’re so fucking done LMAOOOOOOOO this is why im glad the bachelor party im going to next month is a weekend in a cabin where we’re going to a shooting range and drinking blue moon I couldn’t be bothered w all this shit LMAOOOOOOO
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I’ve never understood all that. Way too much work.